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em exclusiva entrevista, o eterno rei do brega pergunta à atual princesa do pop tudo que você precisa saber sobre o novo filme de jean-luc godard:

- afinal dona gaga, o que é essa marmota toda?

- well, where do i start... i want my body to look bigger, so i'm always in high heels and little bathing suits; i want my nose to look smaller, so that's what all these crazy shit on my face are about. i think...

- não, eu tô perguntando do filme. como é esse tal do filme socialismo?

- oh, you mean that french cutie... hi, jean-luc, big kisses! i think his movie is the shit. i agree that renoir was stupid and missed all those beautiful colours and youth must be agressive and fearless. i think the internet--

- visse, eu num tô acompanhando, dona gaga, me perdi no fresh cuti... a senhora poderia ser mais específica?

- i think this film raises some interesting questions, Fancan... Facam... Faocalm...

- é falcão, dona gaga. com "f" de "fidedigno".


- whatever. just luv yr sunflower.

- what i was trying to say is that jean-luc is a great artist. his bold sounds and images can come from anywhere, and they just show up on screen without asking permission to the previous one. they're not polite sounds and images. just like my conversation, just like the items from my clothes, they are as free and crazy as a chicken with its head cut off.

- bunito isso né? e o cabra num paga os diretchu de imagem naum, é isso?

- he doesn't charge for any use of his, either. if you steal some footage from any of his movies, he won't even argue, and will probably feel proud--OH MY GAWWD, KITTENS!

- MIAO.

- miaaaaaaaaaw... er, where was i? why is our access denied on Palestina? why did the siblings refuse to talk with people who use the verb to be? would France be a better place if we started to say... what's the word...

- tamo perdendo essa gaga de novo, visse.

- nevermind, i'm not good with these grammatical puzzles. also, i can see the owner of this weblog has no courage to speak his mind, so he's just using me and my beautiful vagina to do silly jokes and stay in the firing line for him. i bet he doesn't have an opinion about anything, or even knows what "socialisme" means.

- e o que é socialisme?

- it's french for socialism.


- hum.






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film socialisme (idem)
frei caneca unibanco arteplex 1 (são paulo)
frança/suíça, 2010
direção e roteiro: jean-luc godard
OBS: você pode baixar por aqui
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